When setting out on lengthy bike rides, Gillian maintains that if she remembers to pack anything, it has to be cheese. Preferably a basket full. For the bike...
It can be really confusing if someone accuses you of eating their cake and you have absolutely no recollection of eating it... For people who really like...
The Sandwich Defender will use Aikido - the most peaceful of the martial arts - to protect your sandwich. His preferred method of payment is a ham sandwich. A necessary plate for lovers...